An irregular, irreverent, post-modern account of the surreal, the ordinary, and the bizarre happenings on and around the Felia lavender farm in Crete

Sunday, May 28, 2006

STOP STOP

STOP STOP DO NOT RESTART STOP REPEAT DO NOT START STOP ANOTHER CANTILEVER CANNOT WORK STOP WILL NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM STOP DEFIES KNOWN TEXTUAL PHYSICS STOP WAIT FOR ME STOP MY LARVA IS BIFURCATED AT THE ROOT STOP NOT CANTILEVERED STOP JOYCE USED AN ANCIENT GREEK STRUCTURE STOP UNLESS YOU WANT ANOTHER GREAT FIRE OF LONDON STOP STOP MEET TOMORROW STOP AGAIN REPEAT STOP STOP

JR

(to be continued ... )

2 comments:

  1. URGENT:URGENT:URGENT.

    From: Institute of Consulting Textual & Narrative Engineers.

    To: Authors, Plagiarists, Solipsists & General Raconteurs Everywhere.

    It has come to our attention that one who calls himself "JR" from the firm "JR Associates" has been passing himself off as a member of our Professional Association and providing 'advice' of a highly dubious nature to all and sundry.

    If you have been contacted by this person and advised to cease your creative activities please do not do so until you have received qualified advice from an accredited member of our profession.

    Signed: Seamus T. O'Flaherty, FICTNE.

    ReplyDelete